BREAKING: FIRST LADY PATIENCE JONATHAN DEFECTS TO APC

Politics they say is an intriguing game, The
people’s Democratic Party and the presidency has
been put into a state of quagmire, This is coming as
the First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan against all
odds have pitched tent with the main opposition
party the All Progressive Congress(APC).
FNN state house correspondent reports that this
surprising twist in the electoral calculations in the
country could be as a result of the unfolding plot of
President Jonathan to declare the office of the first
lady vacant.
As it appears, mama P cannot work with the PDP to
ensure the success of her husband in the
forthcoming elections and not be the first lady,
hence she was reported saying “First family is not
by force, let us all go to Otuoke and live together
happily.”
Further investigations revealed that the First Lady
has loads of supporters across the Nation,
especially women groups because she has been
able to use her office to influence the government
into implementation of about 30% women in
governance, even though it is widely considered
that this support, especially amongst the masses is
as a result of the bags of rice, salt, garri, oil etc that
mama P has tirelessly distributed to women
nationwide.
Some of the women supporting the recent actions of
the first lady stated that “mama P is tired of hearing
rumours about her husband, the other day it was
Alison Madueke, tomorrow it is Lott J, now we are
hearing he wants to marry a second wife from the
North, As if that’s not bad enough, he now wants to
sack her from first lady. All this didn’t happen when
they were in Otuoke, so let them quietly return
there, if Aso Rock is the problem.” a woman leader
of the PDP stated.
Even as most people are concerned about the
politicking involved in this, some are viewing this
development from a different angle; that Patience
Jonathan is giving all glory to the Lord for safely
sustaining herself and her husband to almost the
end of their first tenor in office, especially with the
Boko Haram menance and do not want to extend it
any further, in order not to give room for any evil
thing to happen to herself or her husband. Probably
thinking about some of the previous First Families
in recent times.
Meanwhile the APC national leadership as iterated
that the party is open to all Nigerians, especially
those that has seen the ills of PDP and resigned
from a PDP led government, probably referring to
the recent resignation of Mrs Patience Jonathan
from her position as Permanent Secretary, Ministry
of Education, Bayelsa state.
As at the time of this report, it hasn’t been
confirmed if Patience Jonathan has been able to
make peace with the leader of the APC in her home
state, Governor Rotimi Amaechi, but since Nigerian
politics is of individual interest rather than public
service, we won’t be surprised to see Amaechi and
Patience Jonathan reconcile, especially as they
both want the same thing now, which is for
President Jonathan and PDP to lose the
presidential elections come 2015.